Election Day

Guy giving me my ballot card: Do you have kids?

Me: What?

Guy: Do you have kids?

Me: Do I have kids?

Guy: Do you have kids?

Me: Do I have kids?

Guy: Do you have kids?

Me: No

Guy hands me a "I voted" sticker: Oh, I thought they'd like a sticker

DUDE, DON'T MESS WITH MY MIND LIKE THAT WHILE I'M EXERCISING MY CIVIC DUTY! I VOTED FOR ROCKY ANDERSON AND HE DIDN'T WIN!! THESE TWO EVENTS ARE PROBABLY CORRELATED! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? IF MY IMAGINARY KIDS WERE OLD ENOUGH, THEY COULD GET THEIR OWN CRAPPY STICKERS, OTHERWISE THAT WOULD BE FALSE ADVERTISING! I DON'T WANT TO BE THE MOTHER OF CHILDREN WHO ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF PEOPLE WHO WEAR RAMONES AND JIMI HENDRIX TSHIRTS BUT CAN'T NAME AT LEAST THREE ALBUMS FROM EITHER ARTIST. I JUST WANT TO TAKE THE STICKER I RIGHTFULLY EARNED BY ACTUALLY VOTING AND GO TO MY PIANO LESSON. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, MAN?! IS IT?!

Phew, sorry to go all Kanye on everyone. Please disregard anything caps locked. Those words were said out of anger. I'm going to eat some ice cream now.